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Ben 101 is a series of shorts revealing obvious facts in random scenarios. Made by Max on 18 August 2013
Short 1: The Recharging Paycheck Thief
[Ben] OMIGOSH! THERE'S A THIEF! ROOK, STOP HIM!
[Rook] Why can't you stop him?
[Ben] Omnitrix recharging.
[Rook] Didn't you cycle through over twenty aliens in a single transformation last year?
[Ben] That was because they were too powerful.
[AF Ben] Stop right there, Michael! Pick on someone your OWN SIZE! [dramatically slaps Omnitrix] Oh, wait. Gotta recharge. WE'LL BE BACK AFTER THE COMMERCIAL BREAK, PEOPLE!
[Rook] Oh. [looks at Proto-Tool] Wait a second. My Proto-Tool is rechargi-[the thief shoots both of them down]
[Ben] I AM ALIVE!
[Rook] We ARE the stars of the show.
[Ben] Yep. And my paycheck- Wait a second...
[Both] MY PAYCHECK DEPENDS ON WHETHER YOU ARE IN THE SHOW!
[Ben] So, if you aren't in the show....
[Rook] I'll get a bigger paycheck!
[Thief] Excuse me, Thief waiting to get beaten up to put a "The End" sign on the screen here?
[Ben] Ah...you're easier to beat up!
[Rook] Put your hands behind your backs!
[Thief] I'll be honoured to! [activates a giant stick of TNT]
[Ben] So, before this episode ends with a BANG-
[Rook] Pun probably intended...
[Ben] Please incease our ratings, so we can continue getting overvalued paychecks! Bye!
[Rook] Wait a minute, is that thing potentially going to kill us, erasing our contract and forcing us to lose our paychecks?
Short 2: Ben 10,000 - Pie
[Ben 10K] I need a dangerous substance, known as pie, to defeat Dr. Animo! [dramatic music] Time to call Ben Tennyson! Wait....hmm, I've called 16 year old retro Ben, sadistic Ben, punky Ben, Elvis Ben...time to call...Ben Tennyson!
[Ben 10K] Hello, I call you with an alarmingly suspicious peaceful message to-[Ben cuts out the line]
[Ben] Prank call.
[Ben 2] Hi.
[Ben 10K] Hello-
[Ben 2] ARE YOU ELVIS?
[Ben 10K] Actually, that's anoth-
[Ben 2] Hi, Mr. Robert Downey Jr.
[Ben 10K] U ARE A FUQING DERANGED WEIRDO, BUDDY. [hangs up]
[HISHE Ben] I AM IRON MAN! YOU HEAR ME, I AM IR-[Ben 10K hangs up]
[Ben 10K] I just need...a pie!
[Gwen] Hey, Ben, want some pastries? Oh, I see you're fighting Animo. By-
[Ben 10K] Wait, let me eat some. [eats an apple pie]
[Gwen] Was that apple pie good?
[Ben 10K] You mean P-I-E?
[Gwen] Uh huh.
[Ben 10K] THAT'S THE CURE!
[Animo is choking]
[Ben 10K] I was expecting to become Kal-El, but it'll do. Can I have some more pie?
[As he eats, Ben 10K chokes like Animo]
Short 3: Agent Elvis
[Elvis Ben] Hello, Earth. I will now perform "Heartbre-
[M] 007, beat that guy up.
 Yes ma'am.
Short 4: Ben 10,000 - Pie: Part 2