|Solo and Ship's Epic Adventures|
|Season 1, Episode 2|
|Written by||Solo and Ship|
|Directed by||Pihs dna Olos|
The Epic Pilot
Solo and Ship Vs. EAS, Part Two
Solo and Ship Vs. EAS, Part One is the second episode of Solo and Ship's Epic Adventures.
Solo was eating a taco.
(Solo): TACO WHERE DO YOU GROW?
Ship walked in.
(Ship): Tacos grow on tacos.
(Solo): WE MUST FIND THE TACO TACOS.
(Ship): LET'S LET SHIP TYPE IN CAPS MORE.
Suddenly, a Polymorph broke in.
(Polymorph): I AM GOOP, ERR, OVER GOOP THOUSAND, ERR, UHH..... OOZE DUDE.
(Ship): THAT'S MY LINE, POLYMORPH!
Goop, uhh, Ooze Dude, and transformed into Hipster Link.
(Solo): MY TURN.
Okay, you can both talk normally now.
(Ship): He said we can talk normally.
The whole EAS was staring at Solo and Ship argue.
(Ship): I DON'T CARE IF TACOS ARE BETTER. PEPSI IS BETTER THAN COKE.
Five days later....
(Solo): WE'VE BEEN SILENT FOR FIVE DAYS.
I said you can stop talking in caps.
(Solo): OH OKAY.
(Ship): I'm bored.
(Ooze Dude): Prepare to be oozed!
(Solo): NO! IT'S OOZY OOZEBORN!
(Ship): I have established that he sings songs.
(Ship): WOO I'M CANDY!
(Ship): I'm gonna go eat myself.
(Satoshi the To'kustar): You speak English? COOL!
(Solo): You are lame.
(Satoshi): Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me!
(Ship): GATHER THE STICKS AND STONES.
After gathering the sticks and stones....
Ship and Solo and Ship threw the sticks and stones at Satoshi. Satoshi blew up. Satoshi was revived, but bigger.
(Ship): Why are you a Power Rangers rip-off?
(Satoshi): I DUNNO, MAN.
(Solo): I'm pretty sure he's a woman.
Sideshow Brain the Cerebrocrustacean walked up to Solo.
(Sideshow Brain): I'M GONNA RIP OUT YOUR TRANSPARK!
(Ship): Transformers nerd.
(Sideshow Brain): HOW DARE YOU CALL ME NERD!
(Solo): Okay, candy.
(Sideshow Brain): NERDS.... AREN'T CANDY!??!?!? BRAIN OVERLOAD!
Brain went boom, to say.
(Solo): BRAIN FART.
(Ship): BURRITO FART.
(Solo): SANDWICH CART.
(Ship): Candied heart.
(Solo): Salmon dart.
(Ship): Moose start.
(Solo): Hearty start.
(Sabrina the Ectonurite): They're creeping me out.
The two turn their heads 360 degrees.
(Satoshi): How are they doing that?
(Sabrina): I'm not sure..
(Solo): Because of the power of TACOS!
(Ship): Tacos give you super powers!
(Solo and Ship): LIKE ALIEN POWERS!
Solo shot Upgrade lasers everywhere while Ship shot Big Chill ice everywhere.
(Satoshi): Now this is just getting annoying.
One Year Later...
(Sabrina):...They've been shooting for ONE WHOLE YEAR.
(Oozy): I have brain damage from watching this...
Suddenly, Solo and Ship exploded. They were illusions. Ship and Solo appeared.
(Solo): Troll powers.
(Ship): Malfunction. Code 007.
Shipbot and Solobot exploded. The real Ship and Solo appeared in high-tech randomness armor. They were carrying tacos.
(Ship): Hologram failed.
(Solo): Let's stop trolling these guys.
To be continued in part two, where there are tacos.....