|BTFF Rap Battles of History|
|Rap Album ...#1, Rap Battle......#1!!!!|
This is the first rap battle, yo!
Rook VS Kevin
Vilgax: It's Vilgax, conquerer of ten worlds,
- While you're just the guy, called the little girl,
- I've beaten ben tenneyson,
- You couldn't beat a penny, son,
- I think I might just conquer, this rap battle too,
- And when I do, I'll just laugh at you,
- You didn't fight the boy, your dog did it for you,
- I bet your dog will rap against me, you're like Pewie Mc. Stew,
- Predators? I use my fists!
- I dominate, nothing you'll miss!
- You're just about to, get me p'd!
- Here's my butt, give it a kiss,
- Nemetrix? You just took out Omni,
- You're not a villain, you're just as random as Boby,
- Huntsman? Please, you couldn't hunt my cat,
- I've hunted 10 planets, so that is that,
Khyber: Please, I'm the predator of predators,
- Beat you so hard, you'll end up like Cheddar(er)
- Please, you been beaten by a boy more than twice,
- After I beat you, this'll be the 5th time,
- You got a girlfriend, pssh who even knows her?
- Your planet's called Vilgaxia? Pretty lame,
- What? You need a planet to remember your name?
- What's your next dumb to beat Tenneyson, Vilgax?
- Stop yelling at your sidekick, just take a chillax,
- You think this good rapping? Just wait till I go max,
- Why don't you pay for rapping against me, also pay tax,
- You need your mommy, don't you? To fight your battle for you,
- I just end this rap, humilate you, and smash you too,
- Don't make a mistake, don't ever test me,
- Don't you think you're all that, trying to best me!
Vilgax: You bore me to death, talking about beating me,
- THEN DO IT!!! Don't standing there, shaking like you need to pee,
- My raps are now awaken! You are very much mistaken!
- And you're still doing it! Standing there shaken,
- You must be mad, something must be bakin',
- I DON'T CARE! I'll just get my fork and eat you like bacon!
- You really suck at rap, keeping saying the same thing!
- You just saty here rapping, Imma just get me chicken wings!
Khyber: I've beaten the good, the bad, you must be the ugly,
- I'd try to let you beat me, but you really bore me,
- Ugh, don't laugh at Tenneyson, let him teach you about fashion,
- You're bad at crime, I think knitting is your passion,
- Don't look at me like that, you talking squid,
- You probably killed your own people, just look at what you did!
- You smell like fish, you've got horrible gear,
- Let's chop your head off, or maybe just your squid beard!!!
Psyphon: Let me jump in, I've had enough,
- You talk about Ben Tenneyson, and all that stupid stuff,
- Don't look at me like fool, I'm a great sidekick,
- Your sidekick, is mutt full of fleas and ticks,
- I have lazers, and everything, what do you have?
- A fake Omnitrix? pssh, that makes me laugh,
- I think your mutt, is the real villain,
- Throw you in the dump, and rename you Dillin,
- You gonna rap me? Are you willin'?
- Try your hardest whil I sit here chillin,
- Just sit here making predators, while I'm killin',
- You can kill Tenneyson, I've already killed trillions,
- I'm Donkey Kong, you just a gorilla,
- You're just an ice cube, while I'm the real chilla,
- Gettin' mad, Khyber? I guess I won, now,
- So just pack your bags and get the
Khyber: Let me take out my dog, take him for a walk,
- Put on his translator, so he can talk!
Khyber's dog: (transforms)
- Crabdozer: You think you're tough, beech please, I eat fire,
- So don't mess with me or imma kick yo
- Buglizard: I will just claw you down, I've eaten the biggest flys,
- You been beaten by a boy, we all know why! (transforms)
- Slamworm: I'm like a worm/mole, eating armadillo,
- Digging, eating, yah I got the skill, yo!!! (transforms)
- Mucilator: I eat grasshopper, heathly food, yet I'm the fattest,
- Yet when you mess with me, I'm the one who gets the maddest, (transforms)
- Terroranchula: I'm the scariest, your biggest nightmare, the hugest spider,
- I can slice you, chop your head off, srush you like apple cider, (transforms)
- Tyrannopede: I'm like the mix, of of a centipede and T-Rex,
- I've beaten dinosuars, Humungousaur, Let's see who's next!!!! (transforms)
- Hypnotick: I'm the last, yes, I am very hypnotic,
- Taking control, you might just think I'm phycotic,
- (hypnotizes Vilgax) Vilgax, I'm your master, the dover,
- Listen, you've lost, this rap battle is over!!!
Rap Battle #2 Wanna decide what the next rap battle should be? Post it in the comments!